I am most pleased that I write this blog as I have had a direct request for an up date, I cant tell you how rewarding it is to know that people (ok, ok one person) is sat gripped, waiting for my next installment of this epic journey I am about to undertake. (in the new year, when I can be arsed that is!)
Who requested more of this shite I hear you ask? - well actually it was my son, and really it was a moan to me to say -
'Mum! how the fu*k do you expect to raise £3500 with 22 friends on facebook and 19 of them are mine? Why haven't you posted another blog, why haven't you got a posting thingy on your facebook page, why haven't you been out training other than walking up a flight of fecking stairs twice a day, it’s the Wabi desert your going too, not the Empire State Building - YOU NEED TO GET OUT WALKING'.
I can tell you, I felt ashamed, 'your right son' I mumbled as I shooved the last of that choc chip muffin in my gob before he took it off me and promised to start the hiking ………………………………. (in the new year)
So OK, it wasn't a direct request for another blog, it was more of a 'Get off your fat arse and start walking you lazy fecker' - You can say one thing about me - I have brought my boys up to be respectful, sentitive and caring towards me - NOT!!
Well, training is going very well (sort of), I am now managing to get to the third floor at work before I need to grab some around the lower leg and have them haul me up the rest of the stairs! and once at 6th floor I find it only takes me approx 12 mins to regain a normal breathing pattern! So its awwwwwlllllll goooood!
I am 'marching' everywhere when out like a demented fascist intent on taking over the world! People look at me as if I am two sausage rolls short of a full picnic but I feel that has been the case for most of my life so a few more looking at me like that wont cause me anymore stress I am sure.
I have thought about walking up the stairs backwards?
Not sure of the benefits of this but thought that if I couldn't see how many stairs I have to climb I may not get so out of breathe?? Will try it once I have mastered walking up the stairs forwards without needing an iron lung waiting for my on the 4th floor.
Fundraising is going a storm! I am currenly on £90 exactly (added the 29p to bring up the total from £89.71), I am still awaiting my official papers for the event (I am thinking they are still consulting their lawyers as I type, trying to find ways of not having to accept me) until they get back to me it is very hard to drum up sponsorship, (well along with folk letting the little thing of a wind chill of -17 freezing their dangly bits off) Fickle lot I say!!
(!! I do use a lot of exclamation marks don’t I???)
I will be starting my 'hike' from Govan to SGH every morning in the new year (having to build up to it with cakes, drink, mince pies, turkey, trifle, biscuits, cheese, wine, chocolates, toffee, brandy cream, tirimisu, yadda, yadda, yadda).
Also haven't started my 6 km walks yet but again, will in new year once cuncil have removed the sheets of glass which currently lay on our roads and pavements!
Think I will start like this -
Tumble outta bed
Think I will start like this -
Tumble outta bed
And stumble to the kitchen
Pour myself a cup of ambition
Yawnin, stretchin, try to come to life
Jump in the shower And the blood starts pumpin
Out on the streets
The traffic starts jumpin
with ____ ____ __ _________ _ __ _.
(Name that choon!)
This is Linda Bee signing off
This is Linda Bee signing off
